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I wonder what "limited lifetime warranty" means.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Throw them away and find a shugart compatible disk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Sell them. There is a market for that.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Carry one in your pocket so you can whip it out in a threatening gesture... like in the film hackers

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Toast them and have them with PB&J, obviously

[–] [email protected] 110 points 4 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

open it in a non-destructive manner, switch every read/write lock slider, put it back together.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whatever you do, as soon as you crack it open get your nose right up there and inhale deeply.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Aaahhhhhhhh the aroma of 1995.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The cleanest breath you'll ever take

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Inserting your floppy is a time honored tradition. Have a few too many beers, and give it a go. You have 10 chances to succeed, it seems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Flopp flopp flopp flooooooooopp

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

World's best swap drive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Throw them around your office like frisbees.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Tape the other hole and format them in DD (0,72MB) format.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

https://www.tdkrfsolutions.tdk.com/support/warrant-terms

Probably not the same terms as when they made the disks, but it's their terms on limited warranty now.

Also, hand the disks to anyone asking you for your email for marketing purposes. Tell them all your information is on the disk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Throw them at junior sysadmins like shuriken.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago

Label one “Important Documents” and then attach it to your refrigerator door using a fridge magnet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Attach one to a light pole with a paper that says "Government access codes"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Glue two on top of your flip flops. You now unlocked the floppy flip flops

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.

It probably means you can complain any time about a manufacturing defect, but not anything else.

Anyway, the terms should be printed somewhere on the box or in a paper inside.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Be wild! Copy that floppy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Epoxy them into coasters and sell them as save icon coasters.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Combine them into a blazing fast 14.4 MB RAID 0.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

How'd I know it would be action retro

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Fuck being incorrect. Buy an old AKAI sampler and make music from floppy disks libraries, I still do with my S-1100. Wrong answer would be to ritually burn them...don't.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Buy doom on steam, download and backup the install files on the floppy

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