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The moon is just the sun’s backboard.
Wow this is some Ken M level of logic
Who the fuck wants light at night?
I wanna sleep, or see the stars.
BOI is not even wrong
i would appreciate this joke more if it wasn't shamelessly stolen from F for Effort
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It's like a turducken, you unwrap some stupid and there's a whole different stupid under it carefully prepared, I love it, well done
Nah my man you've got it all wrong. The moon is a lazy bitch that only gives us little bit of light. The sun's the boss.
Same with noisy underperformers vs quiet workers
The KenM energy is strong with this one.
Besides the sun is way too hot in the daytime but totally cold at night, practically useless
The moon is technically a mirror. It reflect enough light to get to us. It may not be completely smooth but it's large and close enough for us to see. You can think of it like someone's forehead reflecting light. The skin my be rough but it's large enough for us to see the light reflected.
These comments failing to parse the wording of this statement are hilarious.
We are a doomed species.
Anyone else crack up at this genius?
I legit lol'ed
Your notification brought me back here and I got to lol again. Ty lmao
This is what happens when mom gives her noisy brat a tablet to look at while she finishes her homework
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The most incorrect thing here is saying that the moon gives us light at night
Yeah! The moon is actually creating a vacuum that sucks up all the light. That's why the sun has to chase it away and give us new light. Damn moon, taking all our light! FUCK YOU MOON!
I'd argue it's the only correct thing though. Sure, it's through reflection, but reflection is absorption and re-emission so the light really comes from the moon.
So the part where they said its bright during the day is a lie? How did i live this long without knowing this?
No, the night part is wrong. The moon isnt only visible at night
It appearing during the day in no way conflicts with “it provides light at night”. Those are both true.
Except that it doesn't provide light at night about half the time on average...
He didn't say it was though.
Oh yeah this is total bologna. Everyone knows that the moon is made of cheese!
You're confusing me, is it bologna or is it cheese?
Not a problem, cheese reflects light.
Source: I just put some on my sandwich and I can see it.
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