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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I guess he's not the Top... uhh... Tío.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a heated debate...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Been there. One month my mother brought home tabasco peppers. They, uh, tasted just like that. If I didn't have, 12+1+5+3+4+3 uh 28 different hot sauces and mustards to tide me over until we could go to the store

Edit 29 forgot the Vidalia onion/cascabella one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I have to know what kind of hot sauce this was over

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess you could say he got really… fired up.

That’s inappropriate, a man is dead. I’m sorry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

We don't know, maybe he sucked and liked bad hot sauce or whatever

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Slap ya mama seasoning just released a new hot sauce called kill ya uncle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

According to a probable cause statement obtained by FOX31, Vigil told officers that someone in the house was making a sandwich and asked for hot sauce. When Vigil reportedly responded that the condiment was in an upstairs bedroom, a verbal dispute broke out and quickly escalated into a physical fight.

I can't tell if I'm just getting old and jaded, but the 20 year old murder nephew was living with extended family (the Uncle), and while living there he decided that the household hot sauce bottle was acceptable to take (and keep?) in his personal bedroom. This smells like a certainly level of entitlement on the part of the nephew. The nephew then killing the uncle in the uncle's own house says it even more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think there's a reason assumptions make an ass out of you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I think there’s a reason assumptions make an ass out of you

Sure, you could say that about any new story you read on the internet. I have no desire and am in no position to act on my assumptions here on this news story, so I think making assumptions like these are fairly benign.

I also think there's a good amount of evidence that the nephew here is the cause of his own downfall. The uncle isn't the first man that the nephew has stabbed to death:

"In the documents, with sources confirming, Denver police previously arrested Vigil on Sept. 3, 2021, for the death of Timothy Gama, 54."

source

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Hot Ones Exxxtreme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

discussion got too hot and spicy

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

I get the feeling there was a lot of other shit boiling away under the surface here, and the hot sauce argument was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Tabasco is trash

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

New Ads line: ‘This sauce is so good that you will kill your uncle.’