I can tell the difference between male, femboy and girlcock smegma in a blind taste test
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
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Impressive. I cant yet. Need more practice.
Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure
It's true though, way too gamey.
Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.
Had a friend that was convinced by another kid that smegma was the evolved form of magmar.
Jesus fkn wept, is this real?
Yes, don't serve segma on a cheese board.
After learning that there are guys out there that don't clean their dicks and the amount of people here that know what smegma is making me concerned about other men
I thought it was a Smeg'ma' ballz joke, and i found that it is quite literally smeg'ma'ballz
Smegma, des schmeckt'ma.
Oppenheimer is that you?
Nothing like eating it fresh out the foreskin the way you eat a gogurt.
Not the point exactly, by that's not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.
Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.
Well, duh! That's a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your "smoothie."
Fromage á la bite!
Non, ça se dit : fromage de bite
Excusez moi, c'est comme la bite-ude pour moi.
^me trying my best at a French pun
How did i understand a French pun when i don't even know the language
Speak for yourself. 😜
Smeg on toast!
It aint called dick cheese for nothing.
Pervs have a sophisticated pallet.
What the actual fuck
Too many pixels, still too readable.
That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.
Oh hey, I bet that guy is related to Rubber Johnny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny
This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!
The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.
Come To Daddy as well.
I can't really remember the music, but the videos sure stick in the mind.
Almost as cursed as my meme
No, not even close
but is it better than fromunda cheese?
Wait what's fromunda cheese?
It’s cheese fromunda the foreskin.
fromunda deeeeeez nuuutz
I mean... you don't know what I like, random Internet image!
It would have cost you zero money not to post this
If this is what I do to internet strangers, imagine what I send my friends.
Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.