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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My lifelong dream is an international workers revolution that results in the liberation of the working class and the complete abolishion of the capitalist class and all forms of government but whatever makes you happy ig

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, me too, but I’ll settle for the double penetration.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Keep dreaming bro, it's been 2 centuries but it's juuuuuust around the corner

Sarcasm apart, I also defend anarchism by being serious. But can't help the sarcasm part, if I keep it to myself my head will explode.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it’s been 2 centuries

Glances at the number of revolutionary struggles and the resulting downfall of colonial governments in that time

Not bad, but we can do better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cia intensely enters the chat

NSA agents reassigned to new case

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So did it happen? We need updates!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, still no healthcare

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled "DP for universal healthcare" or "gang bang to end the war in Gaza".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is the natural evolution of the telethon. It was only a matter of time. Jerry Lewis would be proud.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You read way more than I do when watching porn

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

During the SOPA act debate years ago, I convinced my sister, who was a porn model from that time, to "censor" the pictures she published on Twitter with a black bar with "STOP SOPA" and to link to a page about it. She actually got a booster because her followers started commenting and discussing about it in her replies.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Can you give me your sister's number?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't care about sex. I just want to be loved.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Whoa oh oh oh, I'll never give in

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🤔

You’re username suggests otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Horny of the heart

I can attest

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