I’m immediately researching ask the major political figures of the world and most of the richest people too- I think I need 8-10 books, probably.
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Invariably I'd have drawn a comedy penis in there somewhere, and some poor lad somewhere would likely find his plonker refusing to work one night, or died with his old chap at full mast for maximum embarrassment.
Or you accidentally murder some guy with the misfortune to be named "Dick".
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Could be yours
Second one is also free cause we all would use it on Musk the moment the first one worked with Trump.
I've thought about this an unhealthy amount. Trump would shit himself to death on live TV. He would cry like a bitch and narrate his experience in great detail.
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you can probably fill the whole thing with morally acceptable people to disappear
I can think of like 5 within a second of thinking about it
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Moving on to kill all of the owning class because they are the source of all our problems tbh
Nah, they all have wills to keep their wealth from reaching anyone who needs it.
Generally you don't need a will to keep wealth in the family, anyway.
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Im killing Putin first. Hes the core problem, and the most evil of the richest billionaire club.
Gonna need 2 freebies mate.
Freebies? Those are mandatory and required. No shame if they are evil.
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It's still pretty unrealistic that anyone actually figured out how the deaths were occurring. Even if you thought "maybe it's magic" nobody else would take it seriously.
I'm not L
I recently watched the series. Well, at least up to a certain point anyway. I'm convinced that L isn't so much a genius detective as Light was just overwhelmingly fucking stupid
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Consume nothing but sugar and become him.
On it!
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But like it would be so unbelievable that you can't just say, oh x died bc I wrote his name, that would be ludicrous. You need a decent sample size. I think I'd need 3 freebies. Before that i would not believe this notepad kills people.
What you do is have your first one be someone famous enough that you know when and how they die if it happens, and something that is specific as a cause and unlikely but not so implausible as to make the note resort to it's default instead. Like, make Putin trip and break his neck during a live broadcast event or something. You could easily design something plausible enough but still highly unlikely to randomly happen in exactly that way at that time.
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