MFW it wasn't a fart.
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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"Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk"
Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy "oops it was the trunks fault" bullpucky
Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
They shoulda asked about the little red button.
Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown
Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
And as far as we know he wasn't hemorrhaging money
Just hemorrhaging 
He's just venting cranial pressure, while talking to the Satan.
Elon just snifs some amphetamine and goes with brain damage.
Apparently Rudy Giuliani's hair dye company is still operating in the Space Future.
Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.
It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.
good lord he looks like a frog
Is that plastic piece supposed to be there or can we only see it because of digital remastry? I never knew if that was part of the costume or not.
It's definitely supposed to be visible.
Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.
Thanks! One of those things I've wondered about but never bothered asking. Now I know :)
I watched it when it came out, it's prominently featured in at least once scene.
This can't be real
When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.
This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you're an idiot.
"fire one million" - Musk
It totally works.
I woulda gone with Lex Luthor
Lex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.
That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.
Lex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.
So it begins.... Posts a picture that's like 4 years old
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
I feel like this is more accurate:
Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!
Is regression a form of growth?
Technically.
It's a negative growth rate!
Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.
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