That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.
Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?
On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.
Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.
He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.
Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!
The guests? I should hope so
Compost is beautiful
It's the shit
Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup
I fucking bought it right up to the end.
Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!
LMFAO!
I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy