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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.