Is your roommate JD Vance?
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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okay, listen, this joke was funny but it's run its course
Studded pants
They keep buying shitty chairs?
He probably sits on his feet
Or has a pet. I could see a cat doing that over time, and my recliner in my living room has a similar tear because it's basically my dog's chair/bed, and he does that digging-to-make-the-ground-comfortable thing before he lays down.
With shoes on yea. Would explain the dirtyness too.
Your friend might be a butt vampire.
With a special gaming chair like that, I bet they're just going to hold onto it until the logo tears off.
The sequel to Teeth?
Is the roommate male? It kinda looks like the chair has been subject to modifications regarding creating a comfortable hollow for a ballsack along with one for its neighbor.
Like the sandworm in the Dune movie?
I don't want to know what the brown stain is
But you do. You do know Daddle.
Okay, I'm just gonna say it... it kinda looks like he may have been sitting on this chair while bouncing aggressively on a dildo.
Like, it's just in the perfect, exact middle of the chair and the front looks all crumpled, like they were sitting near the edge.
I dunno. Just some details I noticed.
maybe the gamer version of the ass-pounder 4000? 
It's what happens when you create a lethal combination of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Mt Dew Code Red inside your tummy
They just have maaassive heavy balls.
Ooohh chipotle
Lots of Taco Bell, I'd guess.
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