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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Time to make another Gmail account

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago (7 children)

@The_Picard_Maneuver I once bought a TV sound bar that wanted me to download an app, make an account and give it detailed location information just to use it as a wired speaker. I returned it.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

"Or sign in with your Facebook account"

No, this isn't Facebook!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I wrote an email app called Port87 for this. Every account gets its own address, and everything to that address goes in its own label.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (10 children)

How's this different from plus aliases?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your app looks amazing. Looking forward to it becoming available!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Thank you. :)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Far from being a boomer, but 100% agree with it.

It is sad to think there are people who don't think this is ridiculous and are just accepting that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Apparently there are toothbrushes that use AI. What fuckery is this?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

AI is such a dumb stupid label they slap on anything these days.

It isn't even AI, if it was it would be a fucking sentient stick you'd shove down your mouth.

Just like how they used to slap Smart on everything years ago, the device isn't smart, it just has new features. They just abuse the terms to try and stay relevant in modern markets. It's annoying as fuck though, because actual AI is a pretty interesting concept, but I've not seen any real AI, since practically all of it is just yet another feature that someone programmed to do something specific.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Not just an AI toothbrush, an A.I. toothbrush for 🧠 geniuses 🌟.

I took this the other day while toothbrush shopping so my partner and I could laugh about it. I bought the cheapest Sonicare they make and it works as well as every other one I've had for the last decade, but without bluetooth, wifi, AI, an app, etc.

(And it's still overpriced garbage. My last one just stopped working out of the blue, almost 2 years to the day after I bought it, right outside the warranty period. Planned obsolescence is an exact science these days.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, Oral-B doesn't require an account. You can just use it as a normal electric toothbrush. I'd also say the Oral-B is a lot better than Sonicare in terms of cleaning

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I have one of those. My partner got a pair of them with a heavy discount and it is an excellent toothbrush

I couldn’t tell you what it does differently i would need to download an app to see which is never gonna happen. I am using it as am bog standard electric brush and i cant be arsed to read the manual.

Theres a small screen that will display how long you brushed that shows you an frowning face if you cut it short. Il leave it up to others to judge how useful that is for an adult.

My dentist has no complaints and that is really the best i can ask so yeah its a great normal electronic toothbrush if you literally ignore the ai part of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Oh yeah, I have the same one (or similar one in the range)! I got it because it charges faster than the non-ai version. Disregarding the digital gimmicks it is an excellent toothbrush, and I couldn't tell you if the Bluetooth/AI make it better or worse because I literally can't care about the connectivity protocols or data processing capabilities of a fucking toothbrush.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Companies just don't get enough resistance to this behaviors if more people went against them things wouldn't be in the state they are now.

[–] [email protected] 293 points 9 months ago (9 children)

This is a gen x complaint. Boomers would just ask their kids to set it up because they can't get it to work. Gen x realizes what is going on and that it is bullshit to need an account for a fucking lightbulb.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (5 children)

My late 50s mum happily signs up with her Facebook to everything. Meanwhile it's often the people in their late 20s to 30s who were introduced to computers during their youth before everything had super streamlined GUIs who know enough about software that they realize this is a privacy concern, what internet privacy means, and why it's important. People who are older or younger than that have to go out of their way to learn how and why to look behind the easy interfaces. That's my experience and explanation at least.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Remember when our parents were super nuts about keeping your info private online, not revealing too much info to strangers, and not signing up for stupid shit? My my, how the turntables.

My 70yo mom thinks I'm crazy paranoid because of my data privacy stances, while she's dealing with constant spam and account hacks. Guess who hasn't had damn near any info issues? :D

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Boomers would get the bulb set up by their kids, then something will happen, and you come over to find your parents sitting in a rave room because they need the light and can't fix it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

And haven't mentioned the issue even though it's been like that for months.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

Millennial here. We are in agreement.

[–] [email protected] 127 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I think it's a complaint from everyone but Gen z, who are just used to it.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Somewhere between milennial and gen-z here. I can’t fucking stand making more accounts just because companies want to collect data. And neither can my gen-z younger siblings.

Used to it ≠ Not complaining about it

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sadly these days, it’s a hold over from boomer managers making the decision that services require logins, which in turn require accounts and emails. So gen-x managers who were taught by boomers do the same thing. It’s systematic really.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gen X here and can confirm.

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