Instructions were unclear, got myself sent to hell.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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Oh cool! That's where some of my friends said they would be sooner or later. I'll introduce you to them when I get there.
Yay, Hell fwiends!
This looks strangely wholesome to me. So nice to see him have a friend
To me, its that the summoned has appropriate bball clothes. He seems like an enthusiastic player
Enjoy it, because your 40s will require sacrifices.
but don't worry, because by that point you're getting really close to the end of your supply of fucks to give
I’m going to need an ironic illustration
Summoning pagan god of fertility?
If you can't find human friends or mates, don't you thing that's a bit out of your league. I have the impression it likes more the type of people whose hobbies include occasional orgy.
Furries, Furries everywhere
So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig
Hell, ol' horny goatman could building up the summoner's confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don't have to be exclusive!
Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.
They showed up though.
He’s already doing better than my father. 😣
Ghosts no ghost