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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Bear with me here, please send help

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Besides their being marsupially unkoalafied, they get high on eucalyptus over cocaine every hour of the day.

Edit: bears: cocaine. They have no interest or güt microbe help to dig eucalyptus like Koalas do

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I saw this and then asked my fiance the same setup question. She replied, "because they're marsupials?"

I then showed her this post as the punchline.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

OP is an idiot, could have easily continued the joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Word: they're marsupially unkoalafied, of course.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

He was too underkoalafied to continue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Down voted this one for the weird anti-educated tone to the joke. It wasn't even necessary for the joke. Just odd to include it.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Skill issue, just reply it with the joke anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

yep. "oh, no shit? here I was thinking it was because they lacked the koalafications... smh"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This is what it's like making jokes on the internet in general these days. Say something that is clearly absurd for the sake of humor, and then get hit with a ton of "um achtually..." responses.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not what happened in the scenario above, is it?

Asking 'why aren't koalas considered bears?' isn't clearly absurd.

If they'd said the punchline and then the other person said well actually they're marcupials, then fair enough. That just isn't what happened here though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That is one of the drawbacks of not having to carry a dictionary around ... ever again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sometimes it's so obvious that I wonder if the person knew it was a joke and decided to troll anyways. Other times I have to remember that it does take experience to recognize it, and some people have additional limitations like not speaking the language

Like if I never played a video game, I might not recognize the very obvious wall with a different texture that I'm meant to bash through

Also koalas: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (8 children)

True... But... How would a Koala not have Koalafications, but a bear does?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

For bears, "bear necessities" can be considered analogous to koalafications in koalas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Grizzlies always have the bear necessities needed to get a job done

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Because they're high all the time and dont study.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's purely nepotism. You have have the right parents to be a bear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Because going through college is a grizzly process

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Koalas are too nearsighted.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pedantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"Why aren't bears considered marsupials?" They don't have the koalafications!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

From one pedantic person to another...

NEEEEEERRRRRD

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pandantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...

🐼

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Shut up nerd

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

It's a very polarbearizing issue.