https://youtu.be/v6iDtvGbIOU (Polar Bear vs Walrus Colony)

If your going into polar bear country bring along your pet walrus to protect you

If it's white, try to lunge your head into the bear's mouth to make it quick.

Ursaring, Pangoro, and Beartic are all weak to Fighting. So, just make sure you've got your Lucario at hand and Calm Mind-ed up, and pummel them with Aura Sphere. That way, you can also keep your distance.

(Yes, I know Pangoro is a panda and not a black bear. But, uhm, uh... shut up!)

Strangely applies to American police, too

Edit:
upon reflection, this sounds like I think white cops are better. What I meant to say is that the white cops are just gonna shoot you so gg.

"I'm a magical red face bear. Come closer, i'll show you some cool trick"

What do I do in event I encounter a sun bear?

So racist.

Do you even know the whites are the least privileged?

/s (but also really sad)

I've actually heard that with black bears the best method is to ditch it in central park with a bicycle.

My sister lives in Alaska. The locals say that you can tell if you're in grizzly territory by checking any bear poop you find. If it contains bells and smell like bear spray, you know there are grizzlies nearby.