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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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credit to [email protected] for a comment on my previous "make it so" post

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pakled Clumpship inbound

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Shinzon, a clone of Picard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love the Ardra cameo at lower left. First space scammer they encountered, love that ep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Surely Vash would have been the better choice... Or perhaps that lady who was a gift between world then the ferengi tried to steal her... And she imprinted on Picard...

...Or maybe the daughter of the fifth house of Betazed and the holder of the sacred chalice of Rixx?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How does 'Make it Gogh' even fit?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Americans tend to pronounce his name like Van Go, not the fancy Dutch way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Aaaah! Now I get it!

Sorry I'm German, so our pronunciation is closer to the Dutch, so it didn't make sense to me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Make it low (decibel or height)

Make it dough (money or bread)

Make it disco

Make it glow

Make it tallow

Make it mow

Make it velcro

[On mobile, my single spacing is on furlough]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make some pho.

Make it crow.

Make it tow.

Fake Bonobo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Careful, the mispronunciation police will tag you for your use of pho.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It was actually Gogh that made me ok with it. We are obviously flying a little loose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hate to say it, but "Gogh" is not pronounced "Go." It's more like "hah."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Edit: It was a bit of bait on my part to draw out the pedantic brigade. Remember, I'm also a Whovian.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

that was such a lovely episode!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Man I say that last phrase to myself multiple times a day. I have a bad case of "put something down, lose it forever" thanks to adhd. Where are my keys/phone/shoes? I look for things to make me go.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Americans have no idea how to pronounce van Gogh. Literally none of the phonemes in Gogh are pronounced similar to the phonemes in “go”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mainly get "van go," but also the occasional "van goth."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least that last one gets the “o” sound right (but nothing else).

“G” is a velar fricative, “o” is the short o as in “top”, and “gh” is the hardest, raspiest fricative you can muster.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like the Klingon dish gagh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No, not like that. That uses the English g sound.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Vincent van Gogh definitely does not fit in there, unless you butcher his name.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Make it flow should have been an image of Patrick Stewart in Dune

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Make it cow
Make it caw
Make it no
Make it now
Make it warp-O
Make it engage

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

🎶 Let it snow🎶

🎵 Le tits now🎵

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

My mom has some holiday decoration blocks that spell "Let it snow". It has become a tradition of mine to rearrange them into "le tits now" and see how long til she notices. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make it grow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Outside of the innuendo, I suppose the Rascals would work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's with the background