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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

In my town there's a shop that sells rocks and crystals etc. They also sell sand dollars for $1. That's right, there's a 1:1 conversion rate between sand dollars and USD.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Animal that does not live up to its name:

cuttlefish - is not a fish

Animal that does live up to its name:

woodpecker

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

TIL woodpeckers have a massive wooden cock

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

king cobra - not a true cobra & snakes are largely self-organizing without monarchs

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We’re more of an autonomous collective!

I like the philosophical implications of the word king in the context of king snakes. For snakes, it just means that their diet consists primarily of other snakes. This implies that to be a king is to be a predator who preys on his own subjects.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Secretarybird: refuses to schedule my meetings

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Animals that live up to their names ;

  • Sea cucumber
  • Woodpecker
  • Babadook
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Do babadooks actually dook any babas?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Animals that live up to their acronym:

  • Goat

Change my mind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Animals that live up to their backronym:

  • pig

Pink inquisitive grunter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Bat (useless as a blunt weapon)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This is just because English sucks, or English speaking people suck at naming things. Let me show you how it's done:

In Dutch:

Horseshoe crabs are called "dagger crabs", and look what it's dragging behind.

Cuttlefish are called "ink fish", and tadaa.

Jellyfish are "kwallen", which means roughly "annoying person", and they're pretty annoying.

Bald eagles are "American Eagles", you're welcome.

A sand dollar is called a "sea coin", because of where it lives and what it resembles, which is way more accurate.

And a fly is still a fly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Animals who do not live up to thier names Dutch edition.

Dagger Crabs - Don't have daggers and not crabs.

Ink Fish - Not actually fish.

Kwallen- Not actually a person.

American Eagles - Found all over Canada and upper Mexico.

Sea Coins - Can't actually be used as coins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

In Dutch, the Common Drone Fly is also called "Blinde Bij", which means "Blind Bee". This is because this animal is neither blind nor a bee and the Dutch are very good at naming things

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure ca. 50% of peacocks have one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

actually, all or nearly all peacocks have cocks. the ones that don't are peahens.