That kid just learned a valuable lesson about washing things off when you're done using them. Especially food. Fucking gross lol
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Maybe just throw the cucumber out if you use it that way
That is a perfectly good cucumber! Just picked the mother fucker. The salt and vinegar will sanitize it... And now you've got pickles!
You better make sure your son doesn't have access to coconuts
Or a melon baller.
Is it normal for teenagers discovering sexuality to improvise sex toys? Absolutely. Cucumbers are generally a convenient shape and size. When I was a young male teenager, I used hotel shampoo bottles. (Almost got one stuck inside me, no idea what I would have done.) When the time comes to have that talk, mention sex toys and that if they want to experiment, they should use objects that are meant to be used that way and that you won't judge them for it. I'd probably also mention that you won't open packages addressed to them and leave it at that.
Got a bit freaky with a friend once. I used the cucumber on her. We both ate it after. Don't leave that shit for other people to eat. As long as they have common sense, you should be fine.
did you catch Poor Things?
It's a shitposting meme. The poster has this pinned on their twitter:
That said... I have heard horror stories about poor theater staff finding cucumbers after the 50 shades premiere. Some of it was just people memeing and trying to prank but I'm not entirely sure about all of it.
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