that was a great laugh, thank you.
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Meanwhile, the video buffers af. I have gigabit ethernet, it's not my fault.
Works fine on my crappy 25Mbps.
Still the same here. Maybe region related.
I fully expected it to stick a fork in that socket
WTF did I just watch?
What is this?
a shitty robot
What is it supposed to be for
Shittiness
But what was it intended to do
Edit: fill the holes?
Be shitty
Almost as good as Heinz Automato.
It was working quite well up until the part where it started jizzing paint everywhere for no reason
Jackson Pollock Bot, away!
Makes a robot painter;
Robot painter paints!
And then it...
Wheeee!
Might be the best pepe
are others here too young to know?
I like the paradox of the thing having a laser for precision.
What the fuck is this thing going to do ... Oh
Pollockbot - 3000
So, I thought it was trying to locate the power socket on the wall and plug itself in. This was great.
Just like my Harbor Freight paint sprayer!
Even the cheap purple one works way better than that.
Perfect
Walking toilet barges into room, starts pissing everywhere