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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

More like Wisconsin boba tea lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

inserts penne into shotgun with holy intent

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If that's bouba tea, I want to see kiki tea, too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It’s very sharp on the throat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm lactose intolerant but idgaf. I wouldn't drink the juice but I would tear through every damn one of those balls. Okay that sounded a little nsfw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You do the stuff, man

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

NGL I'd try it, once.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Well... you got an auditorial "Uhhheeewww," out of me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Okay buddy - license and registration.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

WTF is the liquid? It looks effervescent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

San pelligrino probably

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whey isn't bubbly. If it is, I only have further questions!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

When you pour a liquid, some bubbles form in it. In case of whey, those bubbles probably also stay coherent for a while longer.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if you can order it "No whey"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Um, i ordered this no whey, José?"

"Apologies, senõr"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's so gross. Every good Italian knows you're supposed to make it with marinara!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Now i want a pizza shake