Legit and hetero.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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I once had a cat that "elected" one of the beds as her litterbox. I have a feeling that, if she could, she'd blame humans for her shit.
This is an example of that kind of post which I just don't get.
It's obviously made up, but to what end?
Is there anyone who thinks "Yes, this made my day better than it was before."
What is the point?
It's a shitpost
Everyone calling this shit posting when it's just some guy's fetish fantasy written down.
A creative exercise by an infantile mind, one we can only hope will in some way lead to positive growth
The point is to draw out people who are depressed so we can be pointed towards help /j?
OP, you're in the clear!
I chuckled
4chan’s unique mix of garbage and treasure, subversion and trope adherence offers intrinsic value to all of its stories. Until you reach the last line, you can never be certain where it will go.
But more than that, this is some misanthropic kid’s attempt at connecting to a wider audience, regardless of outcome or response. They’re a newborn, stretching out their fingers for the first time, freshly experiencing existence in an eclectic space that accepts all comers with near-equal ambient hostility. But yeah, this was a waste of time to read. And that’s probably what they were going for.
I was absolutely thrilled.
And to OP yea I think you're clear
It's just the creative writing variant of shitposting.
Sometimes more literal than others.
Most normal /b/ poster
Something tells me these weren't accidents.
You're right they were
is that Rob Boss?
No that's Bob Ross. Rob Boss is the greatest spy in video game history, often seen fighting nuke-toting mechs.