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[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (19 children)

"many struggling cinemas depend on the sales of pricy food and drink"

Fuck you, what they charge isnt "pricy"

its fuckin exploitative. Its why they ban you bringing in snacks, in the hopes you'll pay 20 dollars for 5 cents of popcorn aind 7 cents of soda.

also, You expect anyone to have sympathy for the theater after

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

I snuck a whole Arby's French Dip into that movie. Carried the au jus cup in my hand and walked right by the staff.

Ask me to leave all you want, but call the police? wtf? That'll be WHY I sneak food in the next time. This time I just needed actual dinner, and y'all don't even sell real food here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I walked in with two footlong Subways once. They're like...eh...just clean up when you're done, please.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Food in general is one reason I haven't been to a theater in decades. I hate listening to the endless crinkle of wrappers, the shoveling in of popcorn, etc. I really don't want to smell the stink of the burger and fries you brought in or the crunching of the bag. It is bad enough when someone brings their smelly meal onto a plane and I have to smell it for an hour.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like you have a sensory perception disorder, that is not most people's reactions to those situations. A good home theater system will probably be more comfortable for you.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Food has always been my favorite part of the experience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Popcorn, specifically. I used to go to our local theater for the popcorn. They have a ticket plus large popcorn and drink for $9, it's a great deal. Then I figured out how to make my own popcorn that tastes just like the theater stuff with ghee and fine salt, so now I'm more inclined to just stay home and make my own.

Still gotta do the drive-in at least once a year, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm like even if the movie sucks, I'm sitting in the dark eating, so it's not all bad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah seriously, smelling all the delicious food is part of the movie-going experience. The local theaters at in my city sell real food now so these days it's more than just popcorn and hot dogs.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's house rules, not law. No way the police has to be involved here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There is a place for it if viewed from the trespassing angle. I.e. "you brought food, now get out!". That said, this person seems to have done roughly the same as people calling the police on black birdwatchers and such.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’”

My man’s finally flexing the full power vested in him as cinema popcorn popper, and it is glorious!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It's not the nature of power. Sometimes it's just the nature of peoplw to be week-old cockswabs

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

So, theater patrons and owners need to get together and tell studios to stop expecting to receive 99% of ticket sales money.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Here is the original posting from New Zealand Herald which has video of the incident (1 of 3 near identical pages, that website is a mess). I searched out the real one because that linked article is just horrible and unnecessary (idk why he felt cool putting "The only things I’m planning to sneak in are sleeping tablets." at the end).

For anyone wanting to get riled up, NZ Herald also has this wonderful little opinion piece from Ryan Bridge (a local broadcaster).

Ryan Bridge is wondering where people’s shame went when it comes to breaking the rules. This is not the most important story that you will hear today, but it grinds my gears. It’s a small, seemingly insignificant event, but I think it speaks to two things that I absolutely hate about the world that we live in right now.

The opinion article is just a shit show from what sounds like a pretty horrible and privileged person.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where I live it is pretty normal to openly bring your own food. You can bring whatever you want. Bring your own ice cream and cheese burgers for all they care.

They do sell some stuff, but its not overpriced.

A few years back, one cinema chain said they were going to stop allowing this. Then their competitor advertised that they still allow you to bring your own food in and then the first cinema chain backed off.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's become so expensive over here. We were out last week to watch the new Pixar movie. Tickets were 12€ per person (so 24€ for the two of us) and we're eyeing nachos with a cheese dip and a medium drink to share. That would have added 20€ to the bill and we decided that was was just too much. I understand that ticket sales alone don't keep the little cinema afloat, but 20€ for maybe half a bag of store-bought nacho chips and a drink that's 95% tap water? Come on. 20€ is almost a cooked meal for two at an entry-level restaurant.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's probably a slight mistranslation so I don't mean any offense but, I'm finding"entry-level restaurant" hilarious.

Imagine Alexander, who after years of hard work and dedication to his craft finally moves on to a professional level restaurant. On the way in he sees an overconfident novice kitted out in the newest gear, silk napkin smoldering at his side. Escaping from singed mustache hairs a rasp can be heard, "Don't eat the fire... Don't eat... The fire."

"Poor guy never stood a chance, came here having never even seen a flambe?? I've trained for this, I've got this, I might not have the best gear but those forks and knives become a part of me when it's time to dine".

Alexander reassures him self, attempting to squelch the nerves steaming from his soul.

His teeth grit, hands clench, breath ceases for just a moment upon hearing the words.

"Do you have a reservation?"

Suddenly the seriousness of the situation struck Alexander, then with a cool confident sigh he knew he would succeed. No plate, bowl, or flaming pan would stop him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Entry-level as in "lower price bracket". Just one step above take-away food.

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