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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I did not realize Ukraine was kicking Russia's ass this hard holy shit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Ship propellers are outrageously big and heavy.

Just get them spinning and drop them in like beyblades!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because they could steal our tech? I'd say fill them with explosives

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

New Jersey landing on Zs,in all her glory, is not enough? She needs to be filled with explosives? I'm in awe. The mental image is hard to conjure.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Cause we're not at Warhammer 40k levels of insanity... yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Angry Marines energy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You mean strategy?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

This is the comically stupid shit I come here for

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Go play red alert 3 and you can do exactly that. Even better, you can throw the enemies warships at them!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry but I don't play anything past Red Alert 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Counterpoint. SPaAaCh!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Oh my god that was so cool. The magnet satellite, eight?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

"THIS! IS WHAT HAPPENS... WHEN YOU USE A WARSHIP AS A BASKETBALL!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Constitution weighs 1,900 tons at present day. That's 13.2 more ugga duggas than I calculated. It's frasible. We'll need all the Honest John missiles and 3,000 kg of homegrown tomatoes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The Constitution isnt decommissioned you dumb yuppie. Chuck the USS Dolphin at em.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Argh, I'd blocked off that memory. Is it a pout and a sigh? No! ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Speedily, in our days

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

USS Constitution is a warship and still listed on the Naval Register. Fling her and the math gets much easier, nerds, get to crunching. She weighs around, what, 400 tons fully ballasted? Imagine the impact of the mainmast, smashing through the roof of that "civilian administration* building we memed about in March 2022, the one with anti aircraft on the roof. ANTI-AIRCRAFT. They're fooked!

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