Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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So wait the down voting 13% beat their spouse or something?
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Whoever made this meme is too young to have experienced “dialing” a phone number.
Dialed and typed is the same thing (?)
Time to dial up a new resume
For phone numbers I mean. Unless you had a rotary phone
Even on modern landlines where you pushed buttons, it was still called dialing. Someone who calls it typing probably only ever called people using a smartphone.
Even on touch phones it's still called dialing though...
Just like it was for the button phones. It's the same as typing
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It is still called dialing despite no longer being rotary phones, but also, they didn't end the ability to use rotary phones until like 2005ish. I've used one before they ended it and I still have one that I wish I could use! Never know, OP could be like me lol.
Who's "they?" I recall my telco stopping support in the '90s, and we had to upgrade all the phones in the house.
Good question, I suppose it varies by company, or maybe country. At any rate I used it in the 90s (and later), so I still would've met your telco's cutoff date! Sounds like you used em too, so evidence that it is possible OP did continues to grow. There's at least two of us!
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Emergency pizza
I haven't heard anything about this fella in a minute. Is he still championing Trump while spouting random hate/nuttiness?
Who cares what this living example for why you should take your meds has to say?
I feel like all this attention it brought him only amplified his mental disorders. I sincerely hope that he is getting the help he clearly needs and that the media will leave him alone for the sake of his sanity.
You know, Abilify would have probably cured the Hunter right away from the psychosis induced by the blood administration. Then he wouldn't have to have his head cut off or fight a giant moon thing
But then no doll mommy
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Oof I was hoping this was a joke about ordering a pizza from an app and the spouse didn't like that they were only entering the security code and not the whole card number... Because the joke is about having the credit card saved. :(
Too innocent for this world..
What?
They're referring to when someone experiencing domestic abuse calls 999 and pretends to order a pizza, when really that's a signal to the police that they need help.
She’s calling to order a pizza but dials 911 instead
The image depicts a know violent asshole. The wife is not calling the Pizza place but instead calling 911.
Kanye is violent?
Abusive, yes, but as far as I'm aware not violent. Still fits (calling 911 as per the post), but not for physical abuse.
He has been known to publicly harass and threaten (it's why he was barred from the Grammy awards), he's been sued by employees for harassment, intimidation, retaliation,and discrimination, and even failure to pay his employees, and he's also being sued by his former personal* assistant for sexual harassment, including him masturbating in front of her.
Kanye is 100% an abusive PoS. Just not, as of now, physically abusive afaik.
Edit: Stupid autocorrect typo personally/personal
Edit 2: Some violence
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2023/01/kanye-west-reportedly-under-investigation-for-battery
Second article starts with an amazing line:
Kanye West, the disgraced former shoe salesman and dinner companion of Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes
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I hadn't actually heard of any abuse allegations either. I also don't keep up with celebrity stuff anymore. I just knew that if a fruitcake saw him, it would turn to another fruitcake and say "that guy is nutty"
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