TIL Elon keeps a cum jar.
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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He uses it to spice up his cereal.
In a CyberX Freezer, his next investment scam.
Inbred martians... Neat.
Between that and the radiation, welcome to... Planet Tard.
The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.
"I would like to purchase one wood, please."
If I was a SpaceX employee, I would not accept sperm in exchange for seeding a mars colony
Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.
I hope when we get to Mars we are over the whole car idea and can start building train and path tracks instead of doing suburb 2 electric bogaloo
any real colonization will be corporate sponsored and whatever is built there will be the most urban hellscape you can imagine.
"Sorry, your colony didn't pay the oxygen fee so we sealed all connections to other colonies"
More baby Elons?
If he/they did go through with this I’d start a GoFundMe to reward the employee(s) that successfully sabotages the effort, wether by substituting their own sample or any other verifiable means.
"Just cup your hands" - probably.
Teslatubby wants to propagate
He really does think he is Horatio from Endless Space.
Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.
Imagine going to Mars but it's just filled with Elon descendants.
Elongated
Nuke it
It's the only way to be sure.
If they're all like Vivian, that doesn't sound so bad
Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.
EwwwLon
He has a dozen kids already. This dude needs to get his fetish under control.
And most of them don't like him.
Almost everyone who's ever known him for more than 20 minutes knows he's a raging narcissist without the actual smarts to back it.
"No boss, we don't need your sperm. Please stop asking."
Anyone know how much the additional ~30 pounds of a human man, compared to a human woman and a test tube of cum, would cost to fly to mars? How many women would each mission need to take to offset the weight of a precisely calibrated refrigerator full of spunk? If, upon arrival on mars, they immediately begin pouring cum all over the ground, how delicious would Elon’s tears be?
I offer everyone I meet sperm, it’s what makes me a great host.
Elon proving once again he is a fucking moron
This is just colonial monarchy with extra steps Edit: castrate the rich
I would like to sign up for a life of indentured servitude on Mars! The silver lining is it will be a short life.
What a jerkoff
Yeah, this Elon guy sounds like a right wanker.
Elmo put it back in your pants...
Is anyone actually surprised? But ewww.