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Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.150024827
>walk in the streets at night
>see this
what do?
[a photo of a young woman in club attire unconscious on a city bench with her limbs splayed out]

>Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.150024980
>>150024827
Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No.150026512
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No.150026676
>>150026512
Wizard detected

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48
File: [a photo of an announcer with the words “high level” written below in white against a bright orange background]
>>150026512

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47
File: [a photo of George Carlin with his hand questioning outstretched. Beneath, in white letters against a bright red background, it reads “embarassing”]
>> 150026512

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01
File: [a simple sketch of the head and torso of a figure with a perfectly round head and a heavily cocked eyebrow.]
>>150026512
>take her back to your place 
>think "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" is a
smooth line
Jesus christ were you the creepy one at school?

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:05 No.150028268
File: [a crudely drawn woman sitting before a large bowl of eggs and weeping profusely. Outside the frame, someone says “you have to eat all the eggs.” She asks “why are you doing this?”]
>>150026512

Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00
>150026512
>h-hi.. you a-wake?
>wh-why are you screaming? 
>pls stop
>h-here e-eggs
>pl-please dont go
>*door slams*
>I love you too
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Honestly, what is the right answer here? Call someone? Let her sleep it off?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Wake her up and take her to your place or ER if she is in serious condition. You can probably use her phone to deduce who to call and let them know who you are and where she is. If she doesn't have a phone she can probably give you a number of a relative.If she can't she should probably go to the ER. If you can find where she lives you can probably take here there. Don't let her sleep face up. Then get drunk and take advantage of her.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Run home, quickly grab a blanket and the eggs, when she wakes up force her to eat the eggs.

You really haven't had to do this before? I remember learning it in school.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on your area. Would you trust the police with her? Would an ambulance leave her in forever-debt? Any 24 hour woman’s shelters nearby? Do as much as you’re able. But don’t kidnap her.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why wouldn't I trust the police with her?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

because they tend to torture the poor, the addicts, the already-suffering? because they are notorious for covering up rape and beating their spouses? idk