I think I hear a four chord song queuing up...
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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Don’t sunbathe, wear sunscreen, don’t smoke, consume edibles instead.
Ha ha, the days I spent in front of my computer are finally paying off!!
Edibles last too long and they're way too expensive!
It's like $15 for a bottle.
Where I am its $30 for 10 5mg gummies which just barely get me buzzed.
No these definitely cross in the middle for me.
This response to this meme means I'm still young, right?
For me the lines are parallel too, but swopped
Growing old is manditory. Growing up is optional.
I hate that in 9 years I have to put away my "Never trust anyone over 30" sign.
you just update it but each time it becomes harder. im at 6.
Hey you don't have to become trustworthy!
The slope of your age is less than 1. Share your secrets.
It's taking into account relativity and the speed of the earth traveling through space.
Oh yeah, that's right. The whole more time per time thingy
did you just assume the axes scales?
Why would I not?
I go the opposite way:
I'm old, & the defect of being too young to understand is just below my age.
Always..
: p
The lines are parallel until you get struck with an old issue. Eyesight going, knees/bones hurting, those damned kids.
Then the old line quickly dips under your age and continues on its parallel path.
Yup. My two lines immediately went together when I had to get progressive lenses on my glasses.
When I was 20 I decided 1-30 the various stages of young, 30-60 middle aged, 60-90 elderly, 90+ bonus stage.
Worked so far.
cute, but get old enough and the lines **do **cross.
I'm old enough to have the album the post title is from
I wasnt old til i got fitted for aftermarket replacement parts
Old in my eyes is around 50 to 60
That doesn't mean I'm young though. 32 and age is creeping on me. I'm in the middle age part of life
I was told, at 36, that I’m ‘still young’ by my doctor. Lady, I’m literally halfway through life if you assume the average American lifespan of 72. That’s not young. I’m LITERALLY middle-aged.
72? That seems kinda low, but then I guess I know why.
Edit: but having made it to 36 actually gives you better odds
I need to be using Wolfram Alpha more
Wow! Super neat.
It's really good and has been around for years before this ai stuff.
Edit: I used to help with my calculus homework back in the day for example. It was the first site I saw that was pretty good at understanding human language input like 15 years ago.
Your second link is really impressive. I tried adding white and it couldn't compute but I'm also Canadian and there may be less data.
Huh. The more you know.
Oldness is relative, but the euphemisms for "old" are not. For example I'm pretty sure you don't get "advanced in years" until around the age of 60-65. But being "senior" feels more like 50 to me.
Reminded me of a Terry Pratchet line.
"What doesn't die, doesn't age. What doesn't age, doesn't learn. What doesn't learn, doesn't live."
"What doesn't eat, doesn't shit"
So beautiful...
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