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I love how such a really, really simple phrase causes this person to think "it's goofy nonsense" - "there clearly has to be a hidden meaning!". It's not that complicated, dude, basic reading comprehension helps.
But how based would it be, if Kamala was a Marxist sleeper agent just bid[en]ing her time?
All you need is the ability to write at a high school level, and as long as you're confirming their biases, you can convince these people of literally anything.
A group of hundreds spent weeks (months?) hanging around Dealey Plaza because they were certain that JFK was going to appear and, I dunno, rescue them from communism or whatever.
Look at all those big words.
What's Kamala's version of Dark Brandon?
White Caramel
"Now those liberals are using these things they call 'letters' to form these things called 'words' and putting those together to form 'sentences'. I won't be fooled. Those are them evil Satan runes. No place for them in a Christian household."
Damn those gnostic luciferian Marxists and their attempts to immanentise the Eschaton.
The right keeps inventing bogeymen that I would vote for
God damn they are so stupid. So stupid.
Did you know if you say Kamala three times while looking in the mirror you should probably find something better to do with your time
Now I have the chorus of Karma Chameleon stuck in my head.
Man, what a great way to use a lot of words to say exactly nothing.
But it sounds scary!
I'm not saying this post is right but her dad is known for his Marxist views. so If it is a Marxist statement that would make sense and if anyone was a Marxist sleeper agent it be her lmao
Ah yes because Marxist-Leninists never talk about historical materialism
I actually wish more people provided their own definitions of words so i don't have to guess
"Esoteric" means something only understood by a small number of people with specific knowledge. The only definition they get right is "People who know, know."
That’s an epic phrase in and of itself. No need to bring Marx and Lucifer to spice it up.
If you can't understand something, it must be the Devil.
It's the 1980s satanic panic all over again.
It's pretty telling that they are trying to portray Marxists, Hermeticists, Luciferians, and Gnostics as united -- or possibly even as the same group. Those circles of the Venn diagram might share some overlap, but (in my experience) their goals and principles aren't very similar.
"Papa Legba, open the door... to the Ohio electorate for me."
There's a specter haunting America, the specter of the Fallen Angel.
“Esoteric” meaning anything more complicated than subject-verb-object to this subgenius.
“Kamala Harris washes her hands every day just like the notorious Pontius Pilate who famously washed his hands just before MURDERING our lord and savior Jesus!
I, on the other hand, righteously NEVER wash my hands to avoid ever being compared to such a sinner.
Is Kamala really a good leader for our country if she so blatantly supports the murder of Jesus Christ?”
You're really good at this religion thing.
Touch some fecking grass.
"lol just think independent of your historical context" is like the most non-marxist thing I can think of.
Exactly, what, does she think she just fell out of a coconut tree or what?
Ah yes, the well-known esoteric Luciferian occult school of Marxism. All centrist Democratic candidates are sent to this secret camp for training.
It means we can write our own future while moving past peer pressure from dead people. It ain't that hard, guys.
"I don't understand, so it must be communism!"
magical communism
peer pressure from dead people
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Hell howdy there Beau, it's internet people again
But it's so goofy! What silly nonsense!
Or is it Moldovian-Neo-Communisim by virtue of its roots to Carpathian Hedonocacy? It's more Geonosian that you might think.
Clearly an instance of trans-historical materio-futurism - I recognise some of the pairings by their Luciferian mirror runes from evil gay Sunday school
Are you talking about Transnistrian Neo-Communism? That one's kept alive by Putin and should be right up Trump's alley.
Instructions unclear, trying to seize the means of production.
If true, would definitely give vote. If not true (more likely), would definitely give vote.
Lindsay purples up that prose so hard.
Just call it a dogwhistle like the rest of us.
She was just trying to quote Prince Ashitaka: "To see with eyes unclouded..."