unmagical

When you have A joint party with a 2 and a 20 something year old you can break out the regex:

27?

Both

This was the reference, btw.

Did he get scared enough to mag dump in his back seat?

Billiam Bakesale

Yep, swipe input with midnight brain do be making those alternative facts. Thanks for pointing it out.

Coca leaves. They're de-coked prior to use, but they're still a controlled substance. Coke has an exception built into the law that effectively makes them the only ~~country~~ company in the US that can access them (possibly outside of medical, I'm not really sure and don't care to check). There's not a lot in the drink anymore as it is, just enough to keep the name.

The world's richest man is supporting the guy that's gonna appoint him to some "efficiency" position that will let him squash any investigations into his businesses and will cut the amount of taxes he owes.

4 years ago, eh?

That's a funeral home and those trucks are filled with bodies. Dead bodies from Covid. Dead from Trump's dismantling of Obama's pandemic response plan and Trump's botched response.

There was a 9/11's worth of excess deaths a day for weeks.

Well, aside from it being illegal for any entity except Coke to handle one of the ingredients.

An ape could though.