Political Humor

Charlie Kirk validates transfeminine democrats

As long as it means I get to distance myself from whatever the hell a "Charlie Kirk" is.

Guess I’m an egg now

he is such a waste of space. i mean it literally, just the biggest some for such a small face and even smaller brain.

Real men don't give a fuck whether some internet jackass thinks they are manly enough.

The same people that tell others they can’t define what a woman is.

Tonight at nine: society collectively normalizes letting manchildren spew their schoolyard abusive bullying all over everyone.

Fuck em. They know nothing about hardship and being manly. MAGAs are weak and pampered by the convenience of affluence, and project all this bullshit tough guy rhetoric to compensate for all that insecurity.

The reality is that all these "alpha males" are the first ones to run in cowardice in the face of actual hardship.

Who are you again, and why should I care what you say?

Well then call me a velociraptor because I'm definitely not voting for that fascist pile of rotting Velveeta cheese in a diaper.

I'm not a man if I don't support some carpet bagger from Manhattan?

Charlie Kirk singlehandedly crashed Grindr in Milwaukee.

If you don't let Donald Trump fuck your wife you're a cuck.

-big brain alpha males

Gender affirming kirk 🥰🥰🥰

Any time someone like Charlie Kirk starts talking about manliness I interpret it as him saying this is what he wants in a man

Maybe I am crazy, but I think that "being a real man" requires you to be equally "manly" regardless of the environment you are in. If being in the presence of a LGBTQ+ person threatens your "manliness", then you are no man. If respecting and defending a woman's rights over her own body, and equal rights threatens your masculinity, then you are no man. If the only way you can be a man is by living in government enforced constant bubble of misogyny, racism and phobias (trans, homo, xeno, etc), then you are no man. You are a scared little boy refusing to come out of your safe space hidey-hole.

Is this the "I need a strongman leader I'm insecure about my masculinity"?

Charlie Kirk has a shallow skull. I can't stop comparing the head of Kirk to the other host. What happened to Charlie Kirk? Does he have a neurological disorder or hydrocephalus?

If you are a man […] you're not a man.

Very logical, thank you.

Gender affirming. Thank you

Sorry Charlie, I disagree. Here's my version.

If you outsource your critical thinking to someone else and follow their instructions simply because they question your masculinity, then you're not a man.

Is this the republican version of "if you vote republican you ain't black"?

Targeting the small pp voters.

Welp guess I'm trans now.