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Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'd do anything for a good skimming stone

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think that a perfect rock is harder to encounter, so I'll take that. The stick is cooler imo, though.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Neither, leave it like you found it.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just to make my statement perfectly clear:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Goblin “artificer”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Rocks are cool, but that sword stick? So good!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Take both. If anyone questions you, hit them with whichever one is in your good hand.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's always the rock, and always have been.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No make fire with rock, stick win

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Flint: am I a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Bruh, everyone knows the stick is better.

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