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Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stick

If you ever have a dog, and your stick will get stolen, your dog will find it

Source: Labrador guy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rock

If you ever have a dog, your stick won't be one for long, your dog will chew through it and bring another log

Source: German Shepherd guy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

True, but then your dog will at least have some fun before the stick disappears. If the dog eats the stone, none of you will have the fun. This way, both of you will have fun before the ultimate disappearance of time and space

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Not the repost.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Rock is easier to carry, lasts longer, and is harder to replicate.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Counterpoint: I will immediately skip the rock on the first body of water I find, losing it instantly. Stick I will treasure forever.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is, no joke, exactly how the argument went, in my head. And the stick won.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stick. I need to hit some stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a Pokemon move for breaking rocks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Forever until I get that gym badge.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Can't I multi-class??

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Perfect stick is easily crafted with a knife, perfect rock will need advanced machine. I pick paper, it win against rock.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Paper is shredded stick

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Perfect Paper is not the discussion! Back of the line!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Rock fits in bundle, stick barely fits in car or big sky man save bus, me take rock

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stick is temporary. It will degrade and fall apart eventually. Rock is forever, rock can be family heirloom.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Break stick in half? Now two sticks.

Stick always win.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why you both use caveman voice if not cavemen? Not funny. Use own voice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yes. Never use big word when diminutive one suffice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Had the perfect stick sword as a kid. Another kid thought to be mean and broke it in half. Cool, TWO short swords, dual wielding unlocked.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I feel like there is a stick community on Lemmy but I can't seem to find it now. Has anyone else seen this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Take Rokk.

I already own Perfect Stic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

it even comes with a sort of rock if you want to end your opponent rightly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Definitely the stick. A perfect rock is only good once, which is when you throw it. A stick is good for decades. My dad has a stick I found 36 years ago and still uses it. Nobody uses a rock for that long.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is stopping you from picking up the rock after throwing it? Let me tell you, I still have a little pebble I found by a river some 20 years ago and it's not even a particularly cool looking rock or anything. If I had a perfect rock you better bet I'd keep it forever.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No worries, the rock won't go anywhere. It'll remain where you left it, patiently waiting for you to become scuba certified, like the good rock it is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know... rocks can be tricksters sometimes.

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