Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.
Rock
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Stick
If you ever have a dog, and your stick will get stolen, your dog will find it
Source: Labrador guy
Rock
If you ever have a dog, your stick won't be one for long, your dog will chew through it and bring another log
Source: German Shepherd guy
True, but then your dog will at least have some fun before the stick disappears. If the dog eats the stone, none of you will have the fun. This way, both of you will have fun before the ultimate disappearance of time and space
Not the repost.
stick
Rock is easier to carry, lasts longer, and is harder to replicate.
Counterpoint: I will immediately skip the rock on the first body of water I find, losing it instantly. Stick I will treasure forever.
But stick
This is, no joke, exactly how the argument went, in my head. And the stick won.
Stick. I need to hit some stuff.
Rock smash
That's a Pokemon move for breaking rocks.
Rock is forever
Forever until I get that gym badge.
Can't I multi-class??
Perfect stick is easily crafted with a knife, perfect rock will need advanced machine. I pick paper, it win against rock.
Paper is shredded stick
Perfect Paper is not the discussion! Back of the line!
Rock fits in bundle, stick barely fits in car or big sky man save bus, me take rock
Stick is temporary. It will degrade and fall apart eventually. Rock is forever, rock can be family heirloom.
Break stick in half? Now two sticks.
Stick always win.
Why you both use caveman voice if not cavemen? Not funny. Use own voice.
Caveman English efficient
Yes. Never use big word when diminutive one suffice.
Had the perfect stick sword as a kid. Another kid thought to be mean and broke it in half. Cool, TWO short swords, dual wielding unlocked.
I feel like there is a stick community on Lemmy but I can't seem to find it now. Has anyone else seen this?
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]
Take Rokk.
I already own Perfect Stic.
it even comes with a sort of rock if you want to end your opponent rightly
SHTICK!
Definitely the stick. A perfect rock is only good once, which is when you throw it. A stick is good for decades. My dad has a stick I found 36 years ago and still uses it. Nobody uses a rock for that long.
What is stopping you from picking up the rock after throwing it? Let me tell you, I still have a little pebble I found by a river some 20 years ago and it's not even a particularly cool looking rock or anything. If I had a perfect rock you better bet I'd keep it forever.
I'm not scuba certified.
No worries, the rock won't go anywhere. It'll remain where you left it, patiently waiting for you to become scuba certified, like the good rock it is.
I don't know... rocks can be tricksters sometimes.
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