this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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Anon is mental
What are the odds?
Man, if someone can't shoot Trump, could they at least shoot her? Idk if there's a single person running who is more vile than Kari Lake. I fucking hated her as a news anchor, I hate her as a Trump brown-noser even more.
I want my 53 seconds back
Well that's very un professional from Anon to open his inventory and bring it into the cabin.
i need the thing he is smoking
This is bat country!
the end
Or is it?
Dunt-dunt-du~n.
Can oysters live in a lake?
Mussels can
I'd say he had some cookies for himself, and it sounds a bit like those cookies had some interesting ... herbal ... ingredients.
What a strangely obtuse way to refer to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Anon missed a chance to get the cookie hooked on drugs and force it to perform while paying it with a bag each night.