No, no... Let them cook
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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The first prediction?
Keep these shitty AI posts from X off here.
He'll die soon or late, that's literally the only prediction that can't possibly be wrong.
Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as "either annual or perrenial".
Maybe we'll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.
Well, if the next guy aims better then it'd be closed casket
. . . so far
Wait for it
Dary!
Legendary!
......oh, is that not what we're doing?
If anything is gonna do him in, it'll be one too many hamberders (I shouldn't talk shit though, they'll probably kill me too one day)
We all have to die eventually anyways and there's a lot worse ways to go.
Tim Miller from The Bulwark has referred to Trump having a heart attack as the "hamburger from heaven" and I can never forget that phrase.
Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of hot air and bullshit emanating from the target's mouth.
We're not there yet
170 days left in the year 💪
We’re in the other timeline.
The darkest timeline
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