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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

And it lives on the pen island.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm mildly colorblind and I can figure it out with some effort. I can kinda see a ever slightly variation and can trace it with my finger to figure out the shape of the letters.

What's "DEHI5"?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Serious: it has a word "penis" printed on it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dennis Eagle High Five

The brother is very fond of british bin lorries.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Not many people will get that reference

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I was thinking it was a t-rex, horse, or Pikachu. Other comments indicate otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Uh, shouldn't it be "our" brother? Or are they half's? Brother from one parent's side and sister from the other parent's side?

A+B have brother, B+C have screenshot OP, C+D have sister. So the screenshot OP has a brother and a sister that aren't related to each other.

Then if the brother and sister have a child, can it become a genetically identical twin of the screenshot OP?

Huh.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

More than one thing can be true. "My brother" "her brother" and "our brother" are all equally valid assuming the three people are siblings.

You completely lost me in that third paragraph, though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

people usually use "my" with family members. it's more being used to do it from childhood than implying anything regarding the relation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yes, OP is just dumb

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You're overthinking this way too hard. I like to say to my brother "your mother" and "your father". We're full siblings.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You’re overthinking this, but it does make for a good story

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Interestingly, when I squint, the blue goes away.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Your eye lashes filter out some blue light to help in intense sunlight. When you squint, you "activate" your built-in blue filter sunglasses.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

me too holy crap

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dammit, red / green colorblind and I’m not able to read it either. I even took off my glasses, which sometimes helps. I can tell there’s something but I can’t make it out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

For those like myself who cannot see I cranked up the saturation and shifted the hue here so we don't miss out on the fun.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I bet you say that to all the colorblind people.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I couldn't read it either. Thanks for the penis, friend.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Very good sir, but that's neither relevant or helpful to the poor colourblind fellow.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

What? Just because they're colorblind they have no use for a penis? That's ableism.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm red/green and cannot read it. What's it say?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Ahah my color seeing eye-dog!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Oh. Lmao, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm an analphabet, what does that say?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Givemeanalternative

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

bigger than a phone, smaller than most other tablets

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm some kind of red green colorblind and I can't read it. I assume it says something nice about my people, yeah?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

But in a nice way.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yes, it's very respectful.

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