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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Some additional social constructs they may be more sentimental about: gifts, allowance, summer vacation, breakfast, lunch, dinner, doors, privacy, the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

A sandwich is a social construct. But a social construct isn't always a sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

"Very good. That's exactly right. That also includes early bedtimes, no electronics, and double servings of vegetables. All social constructs that I can establish any time you want."

😊 🫴🏀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Borders are a social construct. Yet there are people killing each other about it.

Your company is a social construct. Yet it provides you with work and money.

Money is a social construct. Yet your kids still want their allowances.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

"Sure, but your feet would still get cold."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Guess we're all social constructs (tf that mean)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Social constructs are real.things, so here you go

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Health care is a social construct too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I get that it's a joke, but wearing socks is not a social construct-- it's a social convention, but its utility is driven primarily by non-social factors. A social construct is an idea created and maintained by society specifically for its social function, which neither socks nor the act or wearing them nor the idea that wearing socks is good, are.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Vegetables are a social construct too.

Afaik, botanically, there is no such thing as a "vegetable". Only fruits. What we perceive as "vegetable" differs between cultures worldwide.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Wait till you find out that some places around the world think fish meat does not count as meat and is vegetarian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I have no problem believing that every society has ludicrous cultural vestiges that can undoubtedly be traced back to a religious practice. For example, some Pope might declare that fish isn't meat based on an example of linguistic sophistry to protect the fishing industry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah I had a friend from Grenada that told me this one day and I had trouble understanding the reasoning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fish is not meat, but it's also not vegetarian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The American Meat Science Association defines meat as red meat (beef, pork, and lamb), poultry, fish/seafood, and meat from other managed species (AMSA, 2017).

Fish, by definition, is meat.

Other simpler definitions around the world sinply say "flesh of an animal". At that point, you're arguing that fish isn't an animal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

those people are morons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The botanical definition is just "edible parts of a plant". The culinary definition however does differs per culture.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

everyone replying that socks have a practical use, as if social constructs arent practical???

my issue is that even though "clothing" is a social construct, the stuff that socks are made out of is not. calling that stuff a sock is a social construct, but choosing to put the fabric on your body is not. becoming "clothed" is a social construct, but the unspecified uncategorized state of having that fabric on your body is just a physical state, not a construct. the meaning we apply to it is the thing that wouldn't exist without socially constructed systems of meaning.

It's kinda sad, i guess. I'm usually the first one to champion XYZ is a social construct, and have to deal with morons not understanding it, but here? no one is willing to say it?

Socks are not a social construct.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Social constructs are Social constructs

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Social constructs aren't practical.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Not hitting dumdums on the head with a hammer whenever they say something silly is a social construct.

Hitting dumdums on the head with a hammer when they do could also be a social construct.

The usefulness of either method might be disputed by some but that there is practical social and individual value in not being murdered for a bad take should be obvious.

The criticism of "that's just a social construct" is not that it is one and is therefore meaningless, but that being a construct means it could be flawed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Your feet are nasty. I don't need to see them.

Also. The world is nasty. Go raw dog the world and see how long you make it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your feet are nasty. I don't need to see them.

Then don't look.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My dicks out. It needs to breath.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'd be cool with that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You should see a doctor about that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aren't hands much more nasty?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Only if you don't wash them and don't clip your nails, or if you paint your nails that's also nasty

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