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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Ich muss hier raus!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Oh you thought you would be punished.. No everyone will be punished for your misdeed!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Deutsche Bahn is trains, not buses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Deutsche Bahn is city-ferries in Copenhagen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I mean it literally means "german railway"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

DB also has busses, or at least they have bus companies working for them under their name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I was just reading an article on DB ordering 1200 electric buses, but maybe those are for personal use.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Deutsche Bahn is the largest provider of bus transport in Germany

But like, also, who cares?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a single DB bus in all my life living in Germany. Buses are typically provided by the city's municipal company (Stadtwerke). Maybe DB has a fleet somewhere and as a single unified entity is the "largest" single provider, but that would come down to the fact of everyone else being split up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

In Schleswig Holstein we have Autokraft, which is a DB company I believe. Or at least they work under their license.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (4 children)

There must be some kind of rule violation here right? There are tons of rules about only pointing your gun at people you are prepared to kill and acting as if guns are loaded at all times. Swinging a tank turret across the broad side of a civilian buss feels way worse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Let's just say that sometimes that rule is violated when exercising in the public space. I have seen that multiple times and talked to some soldiers that confirmed that civilians sometimes unknowingly are part of an exercise, although you would never fire on them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty much impossible to move a tank anywhere without it pointing at something or someone. You can't exactly point the barrel straight up or down to the ground. I imagine it's probably a bit harder to accidentally fire a shell than the trigger mechanism of a firearm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Just wait until the barrel goes flaccid before swinging it around

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not that I have any actual idea, but I recon any shell fired at that distance and that flimsy a target wouldn't even lite the fuse.

Also this was recorded at the annual day of the Bundeswehr, basically a promotional event to get people to join the armed forces. Not sure if pointing you're 120mm barrel at their face does the job, but I was in the navy, so what do I know

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the tank shell probably wouldn't notice the buss but I would notice the shell when it goes trough me and 3 other passengers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can identify as swiss cheese though

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Probably more like ground beef.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I mean any shell even if it's fuse doesn't activate will still do significant damage, killing multiple people from at least the shrapnel. At that range the overpressure would also be pretty dangerous probably.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you show up to WW3 in a bus I feel like that's on you dawg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

c/fuck_cars arriving to ww3 be like

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Maybe I'm dumb, but I can't tell what's going on here. Is that a bullet hole in the glass?

It sounds like a forklift?

😅

Edit: after watching it again at full brightness I see it's a tank driving along side and the turret turns at the last second to aim directly at the camera.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The hell is your monitor at? 5% brightness? lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

He thinks he's still on Imgur.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My phone is, yeah. My girlfriend is asleep next to me.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nice brag yo ^jk

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Batterymaxing

[–] [email protected] 86 points 4 months ago

Tank be like