Preferably but negotiable.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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Those requirements disclude many other options. You may want to reconsider.
Meanwhile, here are my Garfield requirements:
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is an orange cat
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is funny
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is part of a comic strip called "Garfield"
My Garfield requirements are #1 and #3
You only date females? Wow that's a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Also unrealistic, as this criteria blocks out half of all people. Prepare to get cancelled /s
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Someone is being too picky...
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Negotiable...
And girls have the opposite problem. Too many guys out there who are interested, but no way to know which ones are good.
Being a straight man looking for a partner is like dying of thirst in a desert.
Being a straight woman looking for a partner is like dying of thirst at sea.
Life is too short to play that stupid game. It's bullshit for everyone involved. I'm happy to be single.
You make Darwin happy. Here's your award.
Is it because sea water is undrinkable?
Maybe the main problem is that the guys who are interested are solely interested because the girls require their one and only requirement of being, well, female.
Yeah girls know the feelings for them comes from physical attraction, not so much from emotional attraction.
But it depends very much. Hard to generalize this.
Too bad you're cutting off half of human population! ;-)
Yeah op got no chance
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