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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

When we heard about this at lunch, my coworkers and I double-checked eBay and Craigslist to see if it was up for sale. We wanted it (and the transmitter which was also stolen) to set up our own pirate station.

It was not listed, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

My guess: people stole the metal to sell to scrappers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm both appalled and surprised that I understood this reference instantly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You see, Video killed the radio star.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Unironically, the first music video that MTV showed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That's some Money Heist shit

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't steal a 200-foot tall radio tower

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

How do you even steal a frikin 200ft radio tower?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Crackheads. -- "look at all that copper!!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And what do you do with it? I doubt scrapyards are going to take it after this news...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I doubt scrap yards that pay crackheads really care about stolen scrap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't they? It wouldn't be recognizable once they chopped it up, which probably would take them 10 minutes or so.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The average scrap yard is run by the most amoral among us. There's a reason catalytic converters are stolen. Someone would scrap that tower.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

1ft at a time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let's go steal the airwaves.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Steal the ruckus!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I read this comment as I was swiping away and had to come back to upcote you.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How long were they broadcasting without a tower?

How were they not already aware that there was dead air? Was anyone out there even listening in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A shocking number of radio stations do not listen to their own broadcasting.

Source: A radio listener that has looked for the radio station's phone number, while wishing an employee was listening and could just shout at the DJ about their open mic, dead air, and other obvious mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Its all commercials now anyways. Of course no one is listening.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Screaming into the void.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Pirate radio is becoming more serious.