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The Force in StarWars: little microbes in your blood that are magic.
The Force in Dune: Space drugs.
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Dune is star wars for people who eat magic mushrooms
i havent watched any of the films and dont know what tool is
I listen to tool, I've seen star wars, I don't really have any interest in dune.
I'm probably broken though.
Okay but what if I told you that a few books in, Luke Skywalker's kid becomes a sarlaac pit and won't stop resurrecting Chewbacca no matter how many times he tries to die?
... Is that appealing?
Not really.
Put it like that and Dune is even less appealing
My shadow
I listen to Tool, but do not watch or want to watch both Star Wars and Dune.
It would be pretty unpleasant watching both Star Wars and Dune. I would recommend watching them one at a time so that you can understand them.
do you need to watch things die (from a great distance?)
Say quoi
Quoi
Wait a minute. I listen to ~~poob~~ Tool but prefer Star Wars, what does that mean?
You are a broken clock
so he's correct twice a day?
When I listen to Lateralus and when I watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, obviously.
It means you only have a good opinion sometimes.
Hey, wait a minute, just cause I like mediocre music for 16 year olds doesn't mean it's a bad opinion. That's just mean.
I love tool, was referring to you liking Star wars over dune
Bisexual
Nah, kid. I'm 10,000% gay.
I have been looking at this for 5 minutes and still can’t decide if it’s ten or ten thousand
Yeah comma as a decimal people have ruined a perfectly easy to understand number system.
Yeah point as a decimal people have ruined a perfectly easy to understand number system.
Can confirm, gay space worm
Must be why I think Dream Theater is better
I think Dune is closer to game of thrones, especially the politics side, Leto II (let's make him not worm like in this example) would have everyone under his thumb in Westeros, ruled over everyone
But would you still love him as a worm?
I would but it would make his character too overpowered, he would be bran with the all seeing eye and have superhuman strength speed like children of Dune and his burrowing, healing abilities in God emperor. He does have a great weakness with water, but even that would be trivial to him
But I don't listen to Tool.
...well, not exclusively.
Have you heard of wheel? They are very similar
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I don't listen to Tool, but I do like Dune and Star Wars without being a massive nerd about either. Though I respect massive nerds. Massive nerds are cool.
You should probably listen to Tool.
Seems like it
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