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[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 months ago (2 children)

yeah but your family seems to make your problems our problems so we wanna know just how fucked we are.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Will this ever not be appropriate?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yeah but that kiddie pool is being rented out for 1500/mo

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (9 children)

Are the mooses swimming in the pool a good thing or a bad thing? Or maybe just a weird thing?

I don't know how to pluralize moose

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The plural of moose is meese.

spoiler/s for non-native English speakers

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago (7 children)

As a french person we have bigger fishes to fry lmao 😂 (I might live in a fascist state soon™)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As an Italian person, we are already there...

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

As an American, I feel ya.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (14 children)

We're so fucked it's absolutely insane.

I thought Trump had a chance before, but now... My god Biden embarrassed the shit out of himself... Fuck the goddamn DNC for condemning us by REFUSING to have primaries... Yeah it's the tradition because usually the incumbent has a chance, but 90472828 year old Biden? Ffs...

Yes Trump is old too but it was plain as day how much more lucid trump is than biden...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Does it really count as "lucid" if you enunciate your lies, fabrications, misrecollections about... everything?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I see so many people screaming that primaries should have been held, especially today.

Biden would have easily won the primaries.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

He did win the primary in states that had them. There's no if about it. Unfortunately.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

The only reason I agree with this is that I was still living in the Midwest during the 2016 primary. I moved to California during August of that year. Time after time, I got told by Midwestern democrats that Bernie just wasn't electable / was too progressive. The coasts would have primaried Biden, but flyover country would have messed it up.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is comparable to a loud family feud carried out on the streets with yelling and throwing stuff at one another and then yelling at the shocked onlookers to move away.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

We're the family that gets kicked out of the Applebee's for having a very loud and emotional fight while some other family is trying to celebrate their kid's 8th birthday

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Nope, you can't stand there for generations going "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just a face, and doesn't usually represent the people.

Prez has little power when compared to most world leaders. Their lead is more of a cultural one.

So to say, it's really not so violently serious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I wish Prez had been real, and not just a Sandman president.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We're literally the family with the drunk uncle who's really fun at parties but now the alcoholism has caught up and he just gets sad and angry when he gets drunk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We're Amy Winehouse/Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears. We love(d) the limelight, but it's not so great when we're spiraling downward.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Elvis Presley. We're currently in the fat Vegas years. We should probably stay away from submarine sandwiches, and bathtubs.

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