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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

What tying your self worth to a commit graph looks like..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

To real, it hurts

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

My ass who was sending patches to cyanogenmod gerrit ten years ago would never.

device: msm8916-common: BoardConfig: Build libril from source

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Please use Conventional Commits. Simple and easy to use. Plus it is very easy so combine with Versioning techniques like Semantic Versioning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Any standard that wastes valuable space in the first line of the commit is a hard sell. I don't see the point in including fix/feat/feat! just for the sake of "easy" semantic versioning because generally you know if the next release is going to be major or minor and patches are generally only only after specific bugs. Scanning the commits like this also puts way too much trust in people writing good commit messages which nobody ever seems to do.

Also, I fucking hate standards that use generic names like this. It's like they're declaring themselves the correct choice. Like "git flow".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can always adapt to your how repo. But yeah, that's the point. If you can trust people to make changes on a repo then you should be able to trust them in using some kind of commit structure.

Generic names are probably used in order to crate a familiar, easy to remember, structurized commit format.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

The generic name I'm complaining about is "conventional commits", not "fix" and "feat"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly, I've worked with a few teams that use conventional commits, some even enforcing it through CI, and I don't think I've ever thought "damn, I'm glad we're doing this". Granted, all the teams I've been on were working on user facing products with rolling release where main always = prod, and there was zero need for auto-generating changelogs, or analyzing the git history in any way. In my experience, trying to roughly follow 1 feature / change per PR and then just squash-merging PRs to main is really just ... totally fine, if that's what you're doing.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that while conv commits are neat and all, the overhead really isn't really always worth it. If you're developing an SDK or OSS package and you need changelogs, sure. Other than that, really, what's the point?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

You can always water it down. The point is to have some order in the commits. Otherwise is just messy.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
git reset head~9
git add -A
git commit -am 'Rebased lol'
git push -f
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 85 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Senior developer tip: squash the evidence.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Principle developer tip: rewrite history to make yourself seem smarter.

Soft reset the whole branch and commit a series of atomic and semantic patches (eg separating code, test, and refactor changes) that tell a clean narrative of the changeset to reviewers, future blamers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And then my team squashes those commits 😩

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah it sucks. If the commits are really helpful, you can just paste the git log into the PR/MR/CR body after it's been merged

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you put effort into your commit messages before the rewrite, or just write something quick for yourself and then put in the effort later?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Depends, but usually I will put in the effort up front and maybe tweak them in an in[eractive rebase, or just manually copy+paste.

If they're worth saving. Sometimes you have to kill your darlings though

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

git commit --amend --no-edit

This helped me countless times...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Senior developer tip: Squash ~~the evidence~~ management

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Sometimes I'm in awe at the effort people put into these memes. Well done 😄

P.S Now make one about people who squash 100 commits into one without cleaning up the message and have a single commit with 1k added / 2k removed in it for the sake of "clean" history.

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yesssss, so true. Anytime people say they want history to be "clean" I insist they explain what they mean because more often than not they're going to suggest something that makes the history way less useful.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's a picture of the people who submit zero value comment spelling fixes to the Linux kernel so they can claim "I've submitted X patches to the Linux kernel" for KPIs or resume building

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Oh, you contributed to the kernel? Name every commit SHA.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Hey man, I once had an engineering exec (who didn’t last very long) who decided engineers would be stack ranked by SLOC. You can imagine how easy that metric was to cheese, and you can also imagine exactly how that policy turned out.

Give an engineer a stupid metric to meet, and they’ll find a stupid way to meet it for you, if only out of malicious compliance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

When metrics become targets they fail to be metrics any more

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Campbell's law goes brrrrr.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'd have a field day with that. Max line length 70 or 75, excessively verbose function and variable names, triple the normal amount of comments, extra whitespace wherever possible, tab width 8, etc. The possibilities are endless for that metric.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Hey Bob, you've worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we're having? Shouldn't take you too long. We need it done before lunch"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Nah I was in the network driver section"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"oh nice we're also having issues with random packets being dropped, can you look into that? It's business critical"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (3 children)

NGL I 'm a bit like that. I often do "work" commits so that my working tree is a bit more clean/I can go from working state to working state easily.

But before a PR, I always squash it, and most times it's just a single commit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Gitlab has a checkbox for squashing merge requests into a single commit. Not sure if GitHub has that too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Squashing

The s "squash" command is where we see the true utility of rebase. Squash allows you to specify which commits you want to merge into the previous commits. This is what enables a "clean history." During rebase playback, Git will execute the specified rebase command for each commit. In the case of squash commits, Git will open your configured text editor and prompt to combine the specified commit messages. This entire process can be visualized as follows:

Note that the commits modified with a rebase command have a different ID than either of the original commits. Commits marked with pick will have a new ID if the previous commits have been rewritten.

https://www.atlassian.com/git/tutorials/rewriting-history

You can also amend for a softer approach, which works better if you don't push to remote after every commit.

The git commit --amend command is a convenient way to modify the most recent commit. It lets you combine staged changes with the previous commit instead of creating an entirely new commit. It can also be used to simply edit the previous commit message without changing its snapshot. But, amending does not just alter the most recent commit, it replaces it entirely, meaning the amended commit will be a new entity with its own ref. To Git, it will look like a brand new commit, which is visualized with an asterisk (*) in the diagram below.

You can keep amending commits and creating more chunky and meaningful ones in an incremental way. Think of it as converting baby steps into an adult step.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Or if you want to --force commit 😈. Imo if it's my own working feature branch on a trunk-based roll-forward repo idgaf about rewriting history, and I will do it with wanton abandon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

My attempt to explain was squashed by this comment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Same haha. But i use a combination of commits ( but not pushed ), ammending, fixups and usually clean it up before making a PR or pushing ( and rebase/merge main branch while at it). Its how git should be used..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I do push often as I'm often switching between two devices. And I do make draft PR so I got an easy git diff that I can live reference with

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You are not alone. This is the work git was built for.

There is a bit of benefit if you have code reviewed so separate commits are easier to review instaed of one -900 +1278 commit.