this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Mr. Bizkit will not be taking questions regarding the reasoning behind his analysis and has, in fact, become quite agitated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

My man grew that gross-ass soul patch just to reinforce his findings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

prageru be like

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

These graphs could be used to justify ripping someone's head off.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The solution: no human contact.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then your life is on contract

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It seems like the best bet is to just stay away, motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You know?

It's just one of those days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

From what I've heard, it's all about the he says, she says bullshit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Think you better quit letting shit slip...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Someone discovered the dialectic of individual and society

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody sucks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

My mind read it with music and the correct voice, now I have to go listen to it :-)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody fucks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I blame Nabisco.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

But just look at this brief period following "every" when everything was less fucked and everyone sucked less! If only we could recapture that particular moment!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

NOW IS THE SUMMER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

the first summer of many, and all the other seasons too. Enshittification has just begun.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Just one of those days.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

*Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit intensifies *

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yes, that is the joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I really want ozzy to cover break stuff after he released "one of those days"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I heard it on the classic rock station yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I was just telling my partners yesterday that I knew we were getting old, because all the restaurants we've gone to recently are playing music we grew up and came of age listening to. On one hand its nice to hear stuff I actually enjoy listening to. On the other, that just means I can start to feel the stale breath of the reaper on the back of my neck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don't you dare do me dirty like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I saw Kurt Cobain on an advertisement for classic rock.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How’s he doing these days?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hear his head can be a bit all over the place, but a nice fella.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Little bit of a scatter brain?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Has a hard time keeping it all together, really.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Twenty-four years ago.

If it was a porn star it would have been in the MILF category two years ago.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

We have CGP Grey at home...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

By ripping someone's head off

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

no human contact

should be a very relatable line for lemmy users boom roasted