Tell me about it, it's like, every time I want to get some grilled prawns there's always someone who goes "Oi mate, where's yer Barbie license?"
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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What's next, requiring a license to make toast in your own DAMN TOASTER!?
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Queen's dodger can mean
- someone who lives with the queen
- someone who performs crimes on behalf of the queen
- someone who finds those called for the draft but have not registered on behalf of the queen
Which is it?
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I dont undrstand it but its funny
To watch tv in UK you need a tv licence
This was done as sort of a tax to fund public television without taxing people who don’t use it
The person then concludes that they should have voted for the nazis because liberals bad
I mean you do in the US as well, but it's called "A Netflix/Hulu/Disney Plus membership"
And it only funds one channel instead of dozens of TV, radio, web, apps, weather and news channels.
Also publicly funded TV tends to be way better. They have somewhat more accountability so especially news, politics etc tends to be much better. For leisure programs that varies a bit more by country, but obviously the BBC has produced a lot of great stuff.
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Fact check: they only casually call you a cunt in Scotland
Not true, it just sounds more like Kant south of the border, which I think makes us sounds more philosophical.
And here's some reality of over a decade of right-wing rule https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5aJ-57_YsQ
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American flag checks out.
This reads like a satire of those greentexts that satirize the knife laws in Britain.
It definitely reads like it was written by an American.
I know Anons are dumb, but are they voting for Nigel Farage dumb?
Which is worse, Thatcher or Farage?
Thatcher’s thangs were thangin’ though.
Ew.
Every time Thatcher sexily spoke about fiscal responsibility I got an inch and a half of blue steel in my sweatpants.
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Anon has an American flag next to their post. They aren't really Bri'ish
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Well of course! Facism is the solution to an overbearing government, right?
They're so dumb that they're doing it ironically
Surely you know better than to ask that, Satan
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