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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Queen's dodger can mean

  • someone who lives with the queen
  • someone who performs crimes on behalf of the queen
  • someone who finds those called for the draft but have not registered on behalf of the queen

Which is it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

someone who lives with the queen

Surely that would be the Queen's lodger?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

rhyming slang, me ol China

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But in rhyming slang, you use the non-rhyming word (e.g. "china" = "china plate" = "mate")

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

well if you google it you'll find it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Surely a fruit filled biscuit is another possibility.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

"fruit"