The only 2 Jenkinses I know are Leeroy Jenkins, and Jenkins from How I Met Your Mother.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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I prefer this version:
How would murdering a modern Scottish rock band stop the world wars?
They asked to be taken out, what more do you need to go on?
I recently heard the song is about two snipers trying to shoot each other. (No idea of it is true.)
I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.
Now you have DevOps but everyone just calls it Ops.
JENKINS WAS MY PA!!!
At least he has chicken.
I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came
Isn't Jenkins the robot servant in the masterpiece City by Simak? Great book!
Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?
My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they've got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn't a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they're actually effective at defeating their enemies.
So the reason we always seem to have Hitler is because the time cops keep people from killing him because the other timelines are even worse.
There are no "time cops" because even existing in the past changes things. It's impossible to change the past and return to "the present" that you know. It would be a completely different timeline even if you just observe.
They're talking about a different set of time travel rules. Time travel is fictional so it doesn't need to be logical.
No, not at all. There is a single coherent timeline. The world as it exists now is the final total of all time travel that will ever be going to have occurred to points before now.
You could try to go back and kill Hitler, but we already know you failed.
Would explain the failed assassination attempts
Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?
Shit... is this evidence that he's the lesser of two evils? I don't know if I can handle that thought.
The best thing about his presidency was his total incompetence in getting what he wanted. Imagine what would happen if Steve Bannon or Steven Miller were more than just the puppetmasters…
Steven Miller
I'd call him "Maurice".
only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first
Maybe that's why we're living in the universe where this didn't happen, because in the universe where it did, we wouldn't exist (many worlds/anthropic principle interpretation)
First the tiktok witches erase one of our moons, now some asshole took away Jenkins before his prime. What’s next?
This is a shittier version of this skit
I can't verify that because that skit has a much larger file size and I ain't streaming that. I have other things to download.
fuck that’s good. here’s a tangentially related one with surprisingly high production quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VQ2iVZMQ1U
I've also come to share a tangentially related video:
brilliant!
The hardest choices require the strongest wills. They do not remember you, nor what you've sacrificed... but I will honor you, slayer of Jenkins, hero to humanity o7
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