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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But they still have a lot of work to do on the AI. Right now it really hallucinates a lot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Only when he accidentally takes too much and falls into a k-hole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Is it just me or does it look like he's wearing a diaper?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why he shaped like that tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Honestly? I can see where the cybertruck look came from

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

Quality shitpost

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Uncanny! Someone Photoshop the shield on the pasty white one!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I see where you’re coming from, but there’s not enough pouches, and those feet are too human looking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's the prototype CyberTrunk. Interfaces directly with neuralink.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The Elon Musk version of Kuato would probably be evil though.

Give these people air!

Nooo.... aiiiirrr... is a valuuuuable... commodity....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I love the little steering wheel lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

i did not need to see this photo again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It all makes sense now. ET is trying to phone home.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Was there ever an explanation for the weird chest? Is it just a bad angle?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

i have a similar build to him and when i cut out enough carbs for long enough; i look like him; when i don't, i'm just plain old good fashioned fat.

you know he's cutting out the carbs/fat because there's not much back fat; but the chest still sticks out like he is still fat, as it does on me; i would sympathize with him if we wasn't one of the richest men on the planet and a raging asshole at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

90s comic book artist as his inspiration

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Barrel chest. Probably due to some lung condition that he had before

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I googled it and one infographic had this Elon photo.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you watch his latest appearance on Joe Rogans podcast, he actually looks like a normal human. This picture is probably either really just a bad angle, or it's been photoshopped.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you watch his latest appearance on Joe Rogans podcast

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I sometimes like to watch his videos when he has someone on that's into conspiracy theories and the likes. About as entertaining as the alex jones gay frogs remix

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That and he could be more overweight than it appears but he's sucking in his gut.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

he has a chest burster alien in him but he keeps subdued with a ketamine cocktail.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I read somewhere that it is a symptom of a certain type of artificial muscle-building drug that goes overboard on the chest muscles but that was a reddit comment from a while ago so its probably bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

And there's almost no muscle on that chest. Even if there were, there's no muscle that can get that thick on the bottom ribs (the serratus for instance is quite flush with your rib cage)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Mister Blister