Crows are the best bros
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Step 1: put a coin down in front of you
Step 2: open up a pastry
Step 3: wait for a crow to arrive
Step 4: take the coin and give the crow a bit of pastry
Step 5: repeat steps 2-4
Cool, stay over there.
I've been feeding my local crow family, unsalted roasted peanuts almost every day for two years now. They know me and come flying over whenever they see me walk outside my house, sometimes they even follow me home in my car or on my bike. They've never brought me shit, ungrateful little bastards.
Well have you ever asked for anything?
That's a jackdaw.
I thought it was a Grackle.
Don't start.
I think he just proposed to you. You're obligated to help it build a nest, now.
Congratulations on opening your first restaurant!
Could you share more about what the mods are doing?
While I think it's better to discuss rule changes ahead of time, many communities are in early stages and are being built up as we go.
In that case it's still worth discussing the rule changes after they happen. You're free to use whichever community and not say anything, but it helps to share what you don't like so others can weigh in (and maybe change unpopular rules)
I have addressed this here: https://lemmy.world/post/11704237
I just realized that this stamets guy posts like 17 posts at once (exactly the same time) every day. I dont think we need something like that.
Stamets provides a lot of the content on the startrek.website server, and apparently beyond. They're very active and I appreciate what they do fwiw.
I provide zero content on Startrek.website. I left that server a few months ago and migrated to lemmy.world. I haven't posted to any startrek.website community since November. I even deleted my startrek.website account. If you're looking for Star Trek based memes though, check out [email protected]
Thank you though. Seriously <3 Can't take too much credit though, I just post stuff I have saved.
Oh sorry for the fake news then. I'm out of the loop. I've seen your username a lot in the past and assumed. I knew you'd left Risa, I didn't realize it was the whole startrek.website. Sorry it came to that, I appreciated your content! 😁
I can't believe this! I've been feeding starlings near me with bits of Greggs baguettes and pastries.
Have I received a stone?
Have I bollocks!!
Selfish little bastards - I'm going on strike. No more will they take advantage of my altruistic nature!
I thought I was building an army of starlings! Instead I've been taken for a fool!
Starlings don't give presents. They just want to go for a car ride.
I don't think starlings give gifts.I could be wrong tho.
You should chew off some of your toenails for them. Don't be stingy.
I hate starlings with a passion. Sorry but they are beating out a lot of my local song birds.
They're only even in the US because of Shakespeare smh
They've taken over a lot of niches in North America.
3 blue jay couples half a dozen sparrows and 2 wood peckers. Are all that nest in my area. That and 200 starlings.......
Like waking me up at 530 am when i had ginally managed to fall asleep an hour ago