this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Dentist would probably just tell him to floss. And by dentist I mean dental hygienist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Ok, that made me laugh more than it should have. Cheers!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The second last time I went to a dentist, he told me I had been brushing my teeth wrong. Cool, bought the TeethIoniser5000 plus recommended toothpaste from his suggestion.

Last time I went to the dentist, he told me that I was still brushing my teeth wrong. "But the last guy?"

"Wrong. He was wrong."

Every fucking dentist has told me whatever way I brush my teeth, I'm doing it wrong, so fuck them. Now I just use my finger.

Don't do that, as I have one tooth left I use to open cans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

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