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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Serious question, are the wasps as likely to get diarrhea eating that as I think they are, and will the hive reject them at the entrance if they're doing the insect equivalent of shitting their pants the way hives do with drunks?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure [spicy chemical I can't spell] is toxic to insects. I'd double check but I can't spell it at the moment

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Capsaicin?

I think "spicy" is referring to the wasps.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Ostry posmak 😂

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Spicy Jesus

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

That ... that worked.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If white people can't handle heat then explain this spicy polish pastry

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the easy explanation is that Polish people aren't counted as white by white people

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Them and the Irish can wish all they want, but they will never be white!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can't say I'd be delighted about this, but they'll very quickly leave when the food's disturbed and wasps - like bees - don't leave behind diseases or eggs. The same cannot be said for flies - if those were flies I wouldn't touch anything in the shop.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My experience with wasps are different. They'll fucking attack you it you're anywhere near their food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (17 children)

Africanised bees will be like that, but we don't really have them in europe as far as I know.

Wasps usually only get really stingy if you disturb their nest or come way too close to it.

You'll find wasps in almost any bakery in summer. Also in and around garbage cans.

You grab the pastry and they will usually fly away and settle onto the next one a bit later.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

These are the wasps that I know and destroy.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You don't have to be online to see the best reviews.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Ya know, I have to hang my head with a lot of the "Really, America?" shit. Yes, my home is a bit weird.
But it's not like we got aaaaaaall the weird.
It is fukin bizzare to let insects crawl on your food and then desire or use said food in any way other than feeding pigs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Don't watch videos of raw food material transportation like grain or sugar.

A bit of shit on our food gives us some needed trace elements.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Most of those things get baked out because of the high temperatures.

These ones after baking, not so much.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I prefer desease free wasp food over pigeon and rat shit in my cooked food.

I guess in the end I eat both. I try to buy locally whenever possible, but I guess sugar is hard to source locally.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Cooking is good. I wash my vegetables. And my meat for that matter, although that's strangely not recommended.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's nearly impossible to keep wasps and flies out of your store.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is not true. We have stores with flies. I don't go to those stores.
As for wasps, I understand there are legal restrictions here. Boy, that is pretty strange. For wasps. Wasps do just fine without our help.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Tell me your secret on how to get these things out of a building, it's already freaking hard in a house where the door doesn't open every 5 minutes.

Flies or wasps are also a completely different thing. The worst/only thing that can happen with wasps is that one doesn't move away when you take a bite and stings you.

Edit: yes I know mosquito nets etc will help against flies, but that generally doesn't help in a store (depending on the type of door even impossible). Plus once they open insects like to get in with the people at the same time and even if nothing opens they tend to find a way in a lot of buildings.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago

Well, that's the nice thing about civilization. We get to divide up labor into specialties. I don't own a bakery, so I don't have the secret you've inquired about. I get to choose which places I shop, and I make sure its places without bugs. If I have a secret at all, its the power of the purse.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't eat something that grew in nature?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Tha ks. Now i know to avoid polish bakeries :)

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